A Highly Caffeinated Dose of Coffee Memes for People Living on Espresso Shots

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John Summers • Contributor
Aug 7, 2024 11:00 PM EDT

What is it about this black, bitter, hot beverage that I love so much? And I do love my coffee! I am dead serious when I say that if it were up to me, I would only drink coffee. Come to think of it, it IS up to me, and I DO only drink coffee. I drink about 7 cups of coffee a day and only recently stopped making EVERY one of those with a double shot of espresso.

If you are worried about my health - don't. I have asked Google several times, "How much coffee is too much coffee?" and as it turns out - it's a lot! But really a lot. Like, you would probably die from drinking too many fluids before you would die from the caffeine. To give you another indication of my obsession with coffee, I once worked at a coffee shop, and during my shifts, I would munch away on roasted coffee beans like they were M&Ms. The owner was not happy.

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    DON'T MAKE ME USE MY BEFORE COFFEE VOICE
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    You just tell the humans to make the coffee. I'm the one who wakes them up. 12 11 1 10 8 5 6
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    COFFEE IS VERY coffee IMPORTANT FOR ME
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    SOMETIMES YA GOTTA DRINK SOME COFFEE, PUT ON SOME ROCK N ROLL AND HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS AGENTSTEVEN
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    C is for Coffee, it's good enough for me! OH! COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE starts with C!
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    1. Coffee 2. Coherent Thought 3. More Coffee ahhhhhhh....
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    A yawn is a silent scream for coffee.
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    My birth stone is a coffee bean
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    I LIKE TO HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE TO RELAX AFTER A LONG CUP OF COFFEE
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    TEMPORARILY CLOSED FOR CAFFEINE MAINTENANCE BONES COFFEE
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    I NEED MY COFFEE..NOW! mamacrunch.cam
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    BEFORE AFTER
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    Don't underestimate yourself. You can do hard things. Like making coffee in the morning before you've had any coffee. Nenu Hoffman SWEATPANTS & Coffee
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    I have seen things. Awful things. Empty coffee cup things.
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    How do I take my coffee? Seriously. Very seriously.
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    When someone says You drink too much coffee
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    No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for "Before Coffee".
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    DRINKING TOO MUCH COFFEE CAN CAUSE A LATTE PROBLEMS PAINFULPUNS.COM
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    If you love somebody, let them go... If they come back with coffee, it was meant to be.
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    coffee. THE WD-40 OF ADULTHOOD
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    Dear Monday, You better THANK COFFEE that it exists.
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    I only drink coffee Monday through Friday and on the weekends.
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    I have joy in my heart and a coffee in my hand. Coincidence? COFFEE AND JELLY BEANS
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    FOLLOW HEART YOUR BUT TAKE COFFEE WITH YOU
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    Coffeeing my way through adulthood, one mug at a time. 1& -Nane Hoffman- ©2017 Sweatpants And Coffee LLC 65.2053 I COFFEE
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    Please stand by while coffee takes effect. For full consciousness Sweatpants And Coffee, LLC 2018 and active verbal filters, additional Sweatpants Coffee coffee be required. may Nanca Hoffman
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    National Coffee Day January 1 December 31
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    222 KEEP -CALM AND Did Someone Say Coffee!?
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    I CLICKED MY HEELS 3 TIMES... "FREE SPIRITED" AND I STILL DIDN'T GET COFFEE!
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    ACCORDING TO CHEMISTRY, @OBARISTACOFFEE CH3 H3C. CH3 COFEE IS A SOLUTION. OBARISTA
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    SOME PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA HOW LUCKY THEY ARE THAT I DRINK COFFEE. SweatpantsAndCoffee.com 2015 Sweatpants And Coffee, LLC
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    i just burnt my tongue on my hot coffee proving it's true that the ones you love hurt you the most
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    I JUST REALIZED i am NOT a "PERSON: 9. morning ;'m a COFFEE person"
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